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The Best Sugar Cookies In The World
I started making this recipe when I was just a kid.  It came from the Dodge City Band Cookbook!  I will post first the original recipe, and then my alternate version.

  • 1 cup Sugar
  • 1/2 cup Butter
  • 1/2 cup Crisco Shortening (butter flavor is great, but regular is what we always used growing up)
  • 1 Egg
  • 1/2 tsp. Vanilla
  • 1/2 tsp. Baking Soda
  • 1/2 tsp. Salt
  • 1/2 tsp. Cream of Tartar
  • 2 cups All Purpose Flour
Cream sugar, butter, and shortening.  Add egg and vanilla and beat till fluffy.  Mix in remaining dry ingredients.  Drop by teaspoonful on un-greased cookie sheet, and bake for 10 minutes at 350º.  Cool on the sheet before removing to rack.  These are best a little "underdone" so check at 9 minutes and take them out when they look just right to you.


Nettie's Best Sugar and Spice Cookies

  • 2 cups Sugar
  • 1 cup Butter
  • 1 cup Crisco Shortening
  • 2 Extra Large Eggs
  • 2 tsp Vanilla
  • 1 tsp. Baking Soda
  • 1 tsp. Salt
  • 1 tsp. Cinnamon
  • 1 tsp. Nutmeg
  • 1/2 tsp. Cloves
  • 2 cups All Purpose Flour
  • 2 cups Whole Wheat Flour (freshly ground if possible)
Cream sugar, butter, and shortening.  Add egg and vanilla and beat till fluffy.  Mix in remaining dry ingredients.  Use cookie-dough baller to make cookie dough balls, place balls side-by-side to fill cookie sheet, and freeze for at least 3 hours.  After this, they can be stored in freezer storage bags up to 1 month.  To bake from frozen, allow to thaw on cookie sheet while preheating oven, then bake at 350º for 10-12 minutes, depending on how done you prefer them to be.

To bake immediately:  Drop by teaspoonful on un-greased cookie sheet, and bake for 10 minutes at 350º.  Cool on the sheet before removing to rack.  These are best a little "underdone" so check at 9 minutes and take them out when they look just right to you.  (Note:  Don't be surprised if the spice cookies spread out more than the regular sugar cookies.  This is due to the whole wheat flour.)




Christmas Cookie 2006:  Nettie's Cranberry Oat Chocolate Chip Cookies
I don't know if I will keep making up new Christmas Cookie recipes after this year - this recipe has received widespread and unanimous rave reviews to a degree hitherto unparallelled in my recipe-conjuring history, and I doubt I can top it.

Not that that will stop me next year...:)

Ingredients:
  • 1 cup butter, softened
  • 3/4 cups packed brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 cup unsifted flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons sweet spice
  • 2 cups old fashioned rolled oats, uncooked
  • 1 cup pecans, chopped
  • 1 cup dried cranberries
  • 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips
Directions:
  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. In a large bowl, beat butter with sugar and brown sugar at medium speed until creamy and lightened in color (about 4 minutes).  Add vanilla and egg, and mix on low speed until incorporated.
  3. Sift together flour, baking soda, salt, and sweet spice.  Add to creamed mixture, mixing well.
  4. Stir in oats.
  5. Fold in chocolate chips, dried cranberries and chopped pecans.
  6. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased cookie sheets.
  7. Bake 8-9 minues for a chewy cookie, 10-11 minutes for a crisp cookie.  Cool 1 minute on cookie sheet; remove to wire cooling racks.  Store in tightly covered container.  Makes about 6 dozen 2" cookies.


The REAL Neiman Marcus Cookie Recipe
(*recipe QUADRUPLED HERE to resemble Legendary recipe size)
Quote from Neiman Marcus:
"An urban myth is a modern folk tale, its origins unknown, its believability enhanced simply by the frequency with which it is repeated. Our signature chocolate chip cookie is the subject of one such myth. If you haven't heard the story, we won't perpetuate it here. If you have, the recipe below should serve to refute it. Copy it, print it out, pass it along to friends and family. It's a terrific recipe. And it's absolutely free."

Ingredients
  • 4 cups unsalted butter, softened
  • 4 cup brown sugar
  • 12 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 4 egg
  • 8 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 2 teaspoon salt
  • 7 cups flour
  • 6 teaspoons instant espresso powder, slightly crushed
  • 32 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
Directions
  1. Cream the butter with the sugars until fluffy.
  2. Beat in the egg and the vanilla extract.
  3. Combine the dry ingredients and beat into the butter mixture. Stir in the chocolate chips.
  4. Drop by large spoonfuls onto a greased cookie sheet. Bake at 375 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes, or 10 to 12 minutes for a crispier cookie. Makes a truckload of large cookies.


"NEIMAN-MARCUS" LEGEND COOKIES
(Recipe may be halved)

This is the recipe that has been making it's way around the internet for years attached to the bogus story about the lady who claimed she was charged $250 for it.  While the story is a hoax, the cookies are not.  They are outstanding, so don't halve the recipe - make the whole thing, bring them to your next family or church get-together, and watch them disappear!

2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender (or food processor) to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

 
Christmas Cookie 2005

Today is December 22, 2005, and we have been baking cookies for the Christmas Eve Nine Lessons & Carols After-Party.  I knew the girls would enjoy making Snickerdoodles, which are a perennial holiday favorite.  I also thought they would enjoy making thumbprint cookies, but as I didn't have the correct ingredients for the recipe I found, I decided to go a different direction.  So this year's Nettie-Cookies are called Peanut-Butter-Macaroon-Thumbprints!  Hope you enjoy them as much as we are!

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1 cup soft Butter Flavor Crisco
1 cup soft Butter
2 cups Brown Sugar
2 cups White Sugar
4 Eggs
4 Tbsp. Cold Water
5 Cups All Purpose Flour
1 bag flaked Coconut
2 tsp. Soda
2 cups Natural Peanut Butter
2 tsp. Vanilla
1 tsp. Sea Salt
Strawberry Jam, pureed

Cream shortening, butter, sugars, and eggs.  Add water, vanilla and peanut butter, and mix.  Add flour, soda, salt, and coconut.  Stir.  Chill for 30 minutes.  Form dough into walnut-sized balls. Press thumb into each ball, then fill each depression with jam.  Bake at 400F for 10 minutes. 


Christmas Cookie 2004

This cookie is a classic Nettie Invention, in that I began with the notion that I haven't yet found an oatmeal cookie recipe that didn't end up too dry, or too thin, or some such thing.  I built this around another cookie recipe, but after changing the number of eggs, type of sweetners, amount of vanilla, flour, and the types of add ins, I can safely call it "my own."  It is quite successful at not being a dry oatmeal cookie... but as you can imagine, if I tweak it further, such tweakings will show up here too! :)  One of the keys is to make sure not to over bake them; another is letting them cool on the stoneware pan; and the last is actually USING stoneware pans - it has made all the difference in my baked goods, and I am looking forward to trying bread in stoneware!!  I am sure I will be an immediate convert.

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1 cup Canola Spread Margerine
1 cup Butter Flavored Crisco Shortening
1-1/2 cups White Sugar
1-1/2 cups Brown Sugar
2-1/2 TBSP. Mollasses
5 Extra Large Eggs
1-1/2 TBSP. Vanilla Extract
3 cups Unbleached All Purpose Flour
2 Tsps. Baking Soda
1 Tsp. Salt
1 12-oz. bag Mini baking M&Ms (semi-sweet)
1 16-oz. bag California Jumbo Crimson Raisins (Trader Joe's)
3 cups 5-Grain Rolled Cereal
1 cup Millet


Heat oven to 350 degrees F.

Cream margerine, shortening and sugars at high speed until frothy.  Drizzle in molasses and vanilla while mixing on Medium-high.  Add eggs one at a time, continuing mixing until whipped.  Slow mixer to low speed while adding unbleached flour, baking soda, and salt, then return to high until thoroughly mixed.  Add rolled cereal and millet, mixing on medium.  Remove bowl from mixer and stir in M&Ms and raisins by hand.

Drop by spoonfuls onto ungreased, well seasoned stoneware pan (Pampered Chef has the best stoneware!) and bake for about 10 minutes for the first batch, then about 8-9 minutes for subsequent batches, at 350 degrees F. 

Allow to cool just until set on pan, then remove to cooling racks.  Best served while still slightly warm! ;-)



Fruit Cocktail Cake

Many years ago my dear Mother taught me to make this Fruit Cocktail Cake recipe - it is so simple and tasty!  Here is the recipe as I was taught to make it, followed by the coffee-bread version I came up with to bring to church for Sunday snack time.

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- Cake -

1-1/2 cups Sugar
2 Cups Fruit Cocktail (one 15-oz. can works well)
2 Large Eggs
2 cups Unbleached Flour
2 tsp. Baking Soda
1 pinch of Salt

Mix all ingredients by hand in a 9 x 13-inch pan.  Bake at 350 degrees F. for about 40 minutes.  Glaze with icing while still warm.


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- Fruit Cocktail Cake Icing -

1-1/2 Cups Sugar
6 oz. Margerine or Butter
1/2 Cup chopped pecans
1/2 Cup shredded Coconut
1 Cup Undiluted Evaporated Milk

Melt margerine/butter over medium heat.  Add sugar and evaporated milk.  Bring to boil, then cook at low boil for 10 minutes, stirring.  Remove from heat and add pecans and coconut.  Pour over hot cake.



- Bread -

1-1/2 cups Sugar
2 cups (one 15-oz. can Fruit Cocktail)
2 Large Eggs
2 cups Unbleached Flour
2 tsp. Baking Powder
1/2 tsp. Salt
1-1/2 cups Chopped Mixed Dried Fruit and Nuts (Members Mark Fruit & Nut Medley Trail Mix is what I used this first time)

Mix eggs and sugar; fold in fruit cocktail.  Stir in flour, baking powder and salt.  Fold in chopped fruit and nuts.  Poor into greased fluted bundt pan.  Bake at 350 degrees F. for 40 - 45 minutes.  After baking, let stand about 10 minutes to cool in pan.  When slightly cooled, place serving plate upside down on top of bundt pan and, holding tightly together, flip to remove cake from pan. 

For the icing, I eliminated the coconut and chopped pecans, and glazed while warm.



Wacky Cake

This cake is simply the best, chocolatiest, yummiest cake ever, and has been a birthday staple since I was a little girl; I learned to make it at about age 10.  You could PROBABLY make it the traditional way with a mixer, but I can't GUARANTEE that it would taste right, having (uncharacteristically) never strayed from the directions!  If you have children, this is a fun one to make with them or let them make with your supervision. 


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3 cups Unbleached All-purpose Flour
2 cups Sugar
6 Tbsp. Cocoa
2 tsp. Baking Soda
1 tsp. Salt

2 tsp. Vanilla
2 Tbsp. Vinegar
10 Tbsp. Vegetable Oil
2 cups Cold Water


Mix dry ingredients in a 9x13" cake pan.  Make 3 wells in the flour mixture - 2 small, and one large in the center.  Place vanilla in one small well; in the other small well, place the vinegar, and place the oil in the center large well.  Finally, pour cold water over all, and stir with fork until all dry ingredients is mixed in (make sure to get the corners of the pan). 

Bake at 350 degrees F. about 30 minutes or until center springs back.

For topping, my preference is cream cheese frosting, but this cake works with a dusting of powdered sugar; whipped topping; ice cream, a sprinkling of chopped pecans, and a drizzle of caramel; buttercream frosting; or even peanutbutter frosting.  We've also had it layered with cherry filling - UNBELIEVABLE!!!! 


Fat Flush French Toast
      
 2 slices sprouted, whole-grain bread
2 eggs
1 tablespoon purified water
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon Stevia Plus
Quick Cran-Raspberry Sauce

 Preheat a nonstick skillet over medium heat. Whisk together eggs, water, cinnamon, and Stevia Plus. Dip each slice of bread in egg mixture until completely coated. Cook over medium heat, about 3 minutes per side. Phase 3; serves 1 to 2

Quick Cran-Raspberry Sauce

1/2 cup cranberries, fresh or frozen thawed
1/2 cup raspberries
1/2 teaspoon orange zest
3/4 teaspoon Stevia Plus

Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth. Heat in a saucepan for about 2 minutes or until hot.

All phases; serves 1


Fat Flush Chocolate Ice Cream

You won't believe this until you try it. For those of you who have that ice cream urge, here's a healthy way to satisfy the surge without all that sugar. Whey protein powders sweetened with stevia actually become sweeter when frozen -- and they come in many different legal Fat Flush flavors. That's the secret in this quick and easy rendition.


1 scoop chocolate-flavored whey-based protein powder
1/4 cup purified cold water

In a small bowl, blend whey powder and water. Pour into a freezer container and freeze until ready to serve.

Variations:
Pina-colada-flavored whey-based protein powder and tropical-twist-flavored whey-based protein powder can alternate with the chocolate in phase 3 and for special occasions. Top with 1 teaspoon of toasted walnuts and shredded, unsweetened coconut.

Phase 3; serves 1


Frozen Berry Mousse

2 cups strawberries (or berries of your choice)
1/4 cup unsweetened apple juice
2 egg whites
Pinch of cream of tartar


In a blender or food processor, puree berries with the apple juice. Transfer puree to a bowl. In another bowl, beat the egg whites with the cream of tartar until egg whites form soft peaks. Fold into puree mixture, blending well. Freeze until firm around edges, then stir once again and place back in freezer until firm throughout.

Variation:
Instead of strawberries, try blueberries with 1 teaspoon of lemon zest.

Phase 3 special occasion; serves 4


Apple Crisp

The oat flour in this recipe is especially light and sweet. Healthier than wheat flour, oat flour is lower on the glycemic index than regular flour. If you can't find oat flour in your health food store or grocery, you can always make it at home by grinding rolled oats in your food processor until you get a flour consistency. This crisp is good hot or cold and is a perfect accompaniment to just about any Fat Flush entree.

2/3 cup date sugar
1/2 cup oat flour
1/2 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
1/3 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon nutmeg
3 medium apples (Granny Smith, Golden Delicious, or Rome Beauty), cored, peeled, and sliced

Preheat oven to 375° F. In a bowl, mix date sugar, flour, oats, butter, cinnamon, and nutmeg together. Add the apple slices and toss lightly. Pour into 8-inch-square, nonstick baking pan. Bake for about 30 minutes or until apples are soft.

Variations:
Add a cup of cooked cranberries for added color and antioxidant power. Top with 4 tablespoons of raisins.

Phase 3 special occasion; serves 4

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